Joke of the Week
A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. “Why all the clocks”?’ St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.‘ ’Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’ …………… ‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have NEVER moved, she NEVER told a lie.
….‘ ’WHERE‘S President Obama’s clock?’ asked the man. “Oh,” said Peter. “It‘s in Jesus’ office…He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
